When you want to give your fan fiction a home of it’s own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has it’s own website now.
I JUST SAW HER 9 POSTS AGO HELP
Sword Grandma
@sword-grandma
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Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.
The human lifespan, according to tumblr:
Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.
18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!
21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.
25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.
SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)
The fact that Sheryl Lee Ralph has been the voice in my head for so many years and now I get to actually live to see her saying things that I want in my head is such a reward to me.
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
brokensimplicity asked:
Not that you need it, but if you were to put together a fellowship, you have my sword.
sword-grandma answered:
spaghetti-doodles asked:
May I ask the name of the cat you were holding in one of your photos?
I would die for sword-grandma
taz-drgaone asked:
can we get a sword grandma deltarune playthrough
